Ages ago I heard a saying: You notice a speck of dust in my eye but not a beaver in yours. I laughed so much, especially because it was said in a local dialect and those who understand would remember:

Mujo: "U tudjem oku truncicu vidis, a u svome, eh, ni dabra ne vidis"

Recently I was trying to pass remarks about seeing a beaver in her eye and she thought I was joking. I mentioned it again, she brushed it off, in the end I screamed: You have bloody beaver in your eye don't come that close to me!"

She got offended because I screamed.