Ages ago I heard a saying: You notice a speck of dust in my eye but not a beaver in yours. I laughed so much, especially because it was said in a local dialect and those who understand would remember:

Mujo: "U tudjem oku truncicu vidis, a u svome, eh, ni dabra ne vidis"

Recently I was trying to pass remarks about seeing a beaver in her eye and she thought I was joking. I mentioned it again, she brushed it off, in the end I screamed: You have bloody beaver in your eye don't come that close to me!"

She got offended because I screamed.

From May to August

This month EQ calendar says MAY - STRESS
There are many writings on the page but from where I sit I can only see word STRESS.

I DON'T LIKE IT!

I skip May and go to ... August (had to skip June - Judgement, July - Sacrifice, all sound so negative): EXPECTATION

After all, if I was from another planet and there was nobody to explain how calendars worked, going to Expectation instead of Stress would only be natural.

My expectations for the next 3 months: I feel health, wealth, love and happiness, not more, not less, every day, in my dreams, just despite - relaxed.

May you have a relaxed May